of course, ABC News will still never beat the champion

You may have heard the recent GOP talking point about a supposed magnetic levitation rail line in the stimulus bill from "Disneyland" to Las Vegas. It's a Rush Limbaugh canard; there is no such earmark in the stimulus bill (though in all honesty, a direct line from LA to Vegas actually makes a lot of sense). Nevertheless, you wouldn't expect FOX News to settle with an average Limbaugh whopper, would ya?:

KELLY: It's a super railroad, of sorts -- a line that will deliver customers straight from Disney, we kid you not, to the doorstep of the moonlight bunny ranch brothel in Nevada. I say, to the moonlight Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada. So should your tax dollars be paying for these kinds of projects? [...]

Now the phantom flying train runs straight from Disneyland to Las Vegas the Bunny Ranch brothel. You know, the one near Carson City. Incidentally, if any of you are heading to Las Vegas, I would not suggest hopping a train to Carson City.

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Amazing that there are people out there who still refer to FNC as a "news channel."